Things Benji Says (in addition to the f-word, that is...)

Benji:  Mommy, I'm a big boy.  I'm FOUR years old!

Victoria:  Yes, you're a very big boy.

B:  (sadly) But I miss being three.

V:  You miss being three?  Um...  what do you miss about it?

B:  I miss playing trains and tracks.


NOTE TO READERS:  His giant box of trains and tracks is still in the living room and he does play with them sometimes, although they've certainly been eclipsed by race cars lately.