Things Benji Says (and Benji's first lesson in Being a Man)

Benji:  Mommy, do you have a baby growing in your tummy?

Victoria:  No, I don't.  Why do you ask?

Benji:  Are you sure you don't have a baby growing?  Because your tummy is SO BIG!!!

Victoria:  [almost falls over with laughter]

Aaron:  Benji, ladies don't like it when you tell them their tummies are big.

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