Overheard from the kitchen . . .

Benji (in the living room):  "NO Mr. Penis!  Go AWAY!  GET. INTO. MY UNDIES!"

Victoria (in the kitchen):  (thinks:  what on earth is going on?)

Benji (plaintively):  "Mommy...  my penis won't stay in my underwear..."

Victoria (investigating):  "It usually works better when you're not wearing the underwear sideways."

Life is never dull.